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Powerlifters be like…

On June 21, 2015 by Physical Culturist

powerlifting gym meme

Trying To Add In Math Class vs Adding Up Plates In The Gym

On June 7, 2015 by Physical Culturist

gym meme

Glutes For The Sloots Squat Comic

On October 14, 2014 by Physical Culturist

Glutes For The Sloots Comic

Gods Of Fitness Comic

On October 14, 2014 by Physical Culturist

gods of fitness hip drive squat

Lifters Be Like: Nice To Meet You

On August 18, 2014 by Physical Culturist

Lifters Be Like: Nice To Meet You - bodybuilding gym meme humor

HUMOR: Most Popular Fitness Trends

On June 29, 2014 by Physical Culturist

Written by: The Onion

Most Popular Fitness Trends

Workout programs such as CrossFit and Tabata have surged in popularity in recent years as Americans look for new and engaging ways to lose weight, get in shape, and build muscle. Here are this year’s most popular fitness trends:

 

  • Extended Rest Interval Training: Adapted from popular High Intensity Interval Training regimens, Extended Rest Interval Training (ERIT) requires the body to stay alert for up to 18 hours a day and then take 6 to 8 hours of rest, repeated every day of the week

     

  • ClapActive: A fitness craze that has already taken millions by storm, ClapActive’s high-intensity clapping program—practiced in more than 9,000 ClapActive gyms worldwide—is said to be a remarkably effective way to improve both your clapping power and clapping endurance, with countless celebrities swearing by the program’s 12 tenets for successful clapping

     

  • BragFit: A strict daily regimen in which individuals perform 10 intensive 15-minute reps of talking about their workout routine interspersed with very brief cool down periods

     

  • Competitively Trying To Run Faster Than The Asshole Next To You On The Treadmills: This program encourages each individual to increase the running speed on his or her treadmill by working up a grudge against the entirely imaginary jerk he or she has projected onto the guy next to him or her

     

  • Zambia: Many people are seeing weight loss results after just several weeks on this new fitness regimen of traveling to rural Zambia and attempting to survive

     

  • The Mongo Method: A demanding training program that combines the gracefulness of ballet, the raw physicality of Pilates, and the high-intensity cardio that comes with being chased around a gym by a belligerent 900-pound silverback gorilla

     

  • One Weird Trick That Really Works: By utilizing a single trick that might sound strange but actually works wonders, many have lost hundreds of pounds in a matter of weeks

     

  • 8-Minute Neck: According to this program’s advocates, in as little as eight minutes a day, you can get the chiseled, washboard neck you’ve always wanted simply by completing the fun 8-Minute Neck video workouts from the comfort of your own living room

     

  • This Great Spinning Class That Susan Got Me Into: I didn’t think I’d like it, but Susan got me to go with her one time, and you know what, I’m hooked! It’s only a half hour and it’s actually kind of fun. It’s every Tuesday and Thursday at 6 at Curves if you’re interested. Come on, wouldn’t that be a hoot if we all did it together?

     

  • The Octavion Method: Techniques discovered by Project 73 and its Icarus Protocol have allowed many to become stronger than they ever imagined…but at what cost?

     

  • Falling Out Of A Train Caboose, Then Wildly Flailing In Search Of Something To Grab Hold Of While Tumbling Down A Long Rocky Canyon Into A Ravine: As quick and simple as it sounds

source: The Onion

The Monster Isn’t Under Your Bed. He’s At The Gym.

On May 24, 2014 by Physical Culturist

don't worry there isn't any monster under your bed. He's at the gym

I Wish I Was At Home Doing Squats

On March 14, 2014 by Physical Culturist

I Wish I Was At Home Doing Squats

Never Judge A Muscle Man by His Cover!

On February 28, 2014 by Physical Culturist

Never Judge A Muscle Man by His Cover! funny bodybuilding comic. i'm going to be so good at hugging

George Carlin – The Bar

On February 19, 2014 by Physical Culturist

oh you hate your job? why didn't you say so? there's a support group for that. it's called everybody and they meet at the bar - george carlin

Seven Hundred!

On February 18, 2014 by Physical Culturist

I set a new Squat PR

On February 5, 2014 by Physical Culturist

everyone i know is like, i'm got a new job! i'm getting married! i'm pregnant! And I'm just sitting here like, I set a new Squat PR

No Need For More Nutrients… I’m Having a Steak Later

On January 21, 2014 by Physical Culturist

no need for more nutrients, I'm having a steak later. Hank Hill. King of the Hill

Say guys… who invited the bodybuilder lady?

On January 16, 2014 by Physical Culturist

Increase Your Testosterone!

On January 15, 2014 by Physical Culturist

Seems legit.
There is a new study that says when a woman sits on a guys hip when he is doing a chest press, his testosterone rises up to about 97.9% which promote strength and muscle growth

Then vs. Now

On January 7, 2014 by Physical Culturist

gym 1974 vs 2014

Do They Even Lift?

On January 6, 2014 by Physical Culturist

I used to walk into a room full of people and wonder if they liked me... now I look around an wonder if they even lift.

Why Are We Not Funding This?

On January 6, 2014 by Physical Culturist

Why are we not funding this? - Exercise machines that store and/or generate power and electricity.

You Should Be Off Pudding

On January 5, 2014 by Physical Culturist

OH BURN!

between two ferns jennifer lawrence zach galifianakis off putting off pudding

My Precious Gains!

On December 16, 2013 by Physical Culturist

hahaha
lord of the rings bodybuilding, powerlifting, weightlifting, crossfit gym humor

How My Children Will Be Raised

On December 16, 2013 by Physical Culturist

How My Children Will Be Raised gym meme
source: n/a

It Has Already Begun

On December 16, 2013 by Physical Culturist

It Has Already Begun wall-e movie predict future

TV

On December 7, 2013 by Physical Culturist

hmmmm… correlation?

television

What Doesn’t Kill You Makes You Stronger…

On December 2, 2013 by Physical Culturist

There’s So Much Room For A Squat Rack

On November 18, 2013 by Physical Culturist

These guys would SO set up a squat rack on the second floor of their house! Imagine the damage!

step brothers there's so much room for activities gym

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